Okay, I officially have far too many half-finished fics lying around. I'm going to go through my 'Unfinished Fanfiction' folder and list what I have in there, so I can see at a glance what's on the to-write pile. If anything catches your fancy, feel free to ask about it or just verbally kick me until it's finished. Listed in descending order of ( Read more... )

Oh, my goodness, who renewed my Paid time? Thank you so much! I was just resigning myself to being without comment-editing and polls and userpics and protection from advertising, and all of a sudden: unexpected anonymous loveliness! Amazing ( Read more... )

And it's on the correct day this time! (Please note that this does not necessarily mean I shall be posting fake Merlin episodes every Saturday.)

Episodes From Riona's Mind: Merlin, Series 1.5, Episode Two: 'Are You Sure This Script Will Fill Forty Minutes?'
(London, 2009. An alleyway. It has recently been raining. With grinding noises, a blue ( Read more... )

The days go by, and new Merlin fails to appear. This lack is driving me mad with remarkable speed, considering that I was introduced to Merlin less than a fortnight ago, and so I find myself forced to invent my own episodes. Because good things may come to those who wait, but good things come to those who don't wait faster.

Episodes From Riona's ( Read more... )

( Doctor Who, 'Planet of the Dead'. )

Thank you so much for your comments on andtimetravel! I am incredibly glad the people who've reviewed seem to like it, as there are many thousands of words to come, and we feared a story about Derren Brown and the Doctor in the world of Pokémon would have a prospective audience of about two. (Future instalments will be set elsewhere; we haven't just written ( Read more... )

Sorry to members of derrenbrownfic, who will have seen this already, but moogle62 and I have started posting our Derren-as-the-Doctor's-companion cross-fandom epic over at andtimetravel. You can find the first section, In Which Derren Discovers That Doctor Who and Pokémon Are Not Quite As Fictional As He May Have Imagined, over here. 6,500 words, rated PG ( Read more... )

I have a moogle62 at the moment, which is a rather lovely thing to have. She is trying to persuade me to write fanfiction in which Derren Brown cries. I am horribly, horribly tempted. (He would become so angry with himself, because he hates losing control, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE WOULD BE CRYING ABOUT BUT I WANT THIS TO EXIST ANYWAY.)

(MOOG HERE: THIS ( Read more... )

Oh, oh, I rewatched Derren Brown's Evening of Wonders last night, and when he is talking to the girl about whether she will live in America and how he can't make an outright 'yes' or 'no' prediction because it would be irresponsible he is so lovely that I can hardly cope. How can one man be so evil some of the time and so utterly adorable the rest ( Read more... )

Dear University of Sussex,

You have been ranked the second-best place to study linguistics in the country! Congratulations! Do you:

a) axe the Linguistics department, or
b) not be stupid?

Take your time. This is not a trick question.

( Cut for anger. )